Wednesday, June 8, 2011

I Got the Poo on Me!

Apparently we can't quite find the right balance of Colace and Milk of Magnesia to give Averi.  The poor thing is either screaming to get rabbit pellets out or finger painting.  Tonight it was the latter, again.  It's kind of like deja vu from when Dan was here last weekend.

Right after everyone left to go home Averi had a massive explosion.  I changed her clothes and the bed and wiped down her tubes.  Just as I was finishing up and getting ready to put her to sleep it happened again.  To save you all the gory details, let's just say that she went through 4 outfits in less than 2 hours.

It was everywhere!  Of course it wasn't exciting enough to just get poop on some things, oh no, she had to get it under her central line caps again.  This time the nurse had the pleasure of changing her poopie caps and then drawing more cultures to make sure that nothing got into her blood stream.

By the time we were done with all that Averi was exhausted and past ready for bed.  Worried that she would explode again during the night I came up with an awesome solution:
It consists of one size 3 diaper covered by one size 6 diaper wrapped in two washcloths.  Oh, and did I mention that the only pajamas left for her to wear are the ones that don't have snaps down the legs?  It's gunna be a lot of fun getting into that hot mess tonight for diaper changes.


Lindsey Roberts said...

So yet again, I just took a drink of Coke and about snorted it our my nose just reading the title. LOL!

Lauren in GA said...

You are a genius. I hope it worked.

You make me laugh the way you say things...for example, " It's gunna be a lot of fun getting into that hot mess tonight for diaper changes." I know you were serious...but the way you say things is so entertaining.